A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.
That’s an Alabama hammer
ADJ
1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.
Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011
"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"
"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"
A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.
(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!
A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.
Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...