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- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop
person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''
person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS
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Popular worldwide religious writings, including such books as the Bible, the Talmud, the Qur’an, the Book of Mormon, the Sikh scriptures, the Vedas, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, David Letterman’s 10 Ten Lists, or any works by Douglas Adams.
The Qur'an is just another fill-in-the-blank-holy-book, in the the same way the bible a Holy Book for Christians.
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A prep school that has the best looking, most athletic, funniest guys in high school. All the bitches want a guy from Holy Ghost. If you ain’t got a friend from Holy Ghost, fuck you.
Holy Ghost Prep
-Yo, you see that dude form Ghost.
-Yeah he’d fuck us up and he got a hot bitch.
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A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
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A sh!t school Full of rich white kids who secretly *not so secretly say the N word* located in Saskatoon (Saskatoons not real) has no school spirit and even tho it’s a Catholic school and is called HOLy cross the students aren’t very holy the only thing they’re good at is the cookies, sports and somehow academics?? If your not white and pretty good luck enjoying it there if u have white and pretty friends you could prob make it and I swear them teachers be racists too *it’s hard out there 👨🏿 🌾
My happiness left as soon as I entered holy cross high school
The wettest out here, 9" cocolooks. Cutest' darkest cherry with the sweetest juice. He sweettt!
"OMG! There's Janari from Holy Cross, he so cute!"
"Ain't!"
When you thrust your girl so hard she goes in the air.
Or too hold her in the air while she's in a superman like pose and mesmerize her with your powerful genitals.
Me: me and my girl did HOLY majestic doggy style
Freind:how high did she go?
Me:10 feet