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I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
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A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence
Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"
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What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...
DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!
To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."
Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.
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A genre of movies or anime in which there is sexual tension between the robot and a human.
Guy:Hey i was watching the garden of eve what genre is that?
Me: Why its "is home boy gonna fuck the robot?" of course!
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a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
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A full-spectrum insult. Said at anytime and anyone to a silly remark.
1. A: I think Facebook friends are phoney.
B: Why don't you stay at home more often?
2. Chairperson: any more questions?
B: Yes: The speaker failed to tell us the real secret behind his vacuous smile.
Speaker: Yes I did. Why don't you stay at home more often? Do you want me to repeat that? Oright: WDY-SAHMO?
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