10-second-car

A car that can run a ¼ mi. in 10.999 or less.

The 240sx and the Mustang had a good race because they were both 10-second-car's.

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New car syndrome

When you buy a new or used car, and want to wash it every day.

Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know

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Taco car wash

after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.

Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.

synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.

The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!

nigger car wash

When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.

After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.

Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"

Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"

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Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire

did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!

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Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.

Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.

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