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A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
US slang: (noun) A person with a thin, gangly body. Also used with: thin, scrawny, tall
"Who's that skinny drink of water?"
The tall drink of water was just up my alley.
Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.
DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.
(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.
Finishing off Saturday's beers on Sunday.
We playing garbage men today?
Garbage Men (Drinking Game)
To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.
"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"
Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
When your friend, gives an unreasonable excuse.
me- Yeoooo Reggie lemme get some of that baconeggancheese my mans
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af