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A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob
Person 2: RUN
He is such a nice genuine guy whom is so kind hearted and just the best caring person ever. He may get angry at u at times but that just shows his love for u. Jacob is a guy who is amazing at sex and has a very big dick. He is a good hugger kisser and friend and is just so sweet
Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that
A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs
Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you
one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!
Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.
However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.
Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"
Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
Jacob is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, inside and out. He's the greatest blessing and when he is in your life you're truly given a lot. He is very mysterious and dismissive towards strangers but when he has taken you into his heart, there is no one who can give more love than him. If you date him, he'll carry you on his hands and will give you the world. A real gentleman and companion for life. He's incredibly sexy and handsome without even realising it. Very humble and kind hearted. You just have to love him.
„Wow have you met Jacob? He's sooo lovely! And look at him! Too hot."