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WOE BE UPON THEE WHO TOUCH THE BIG LEMON WITH AMPLE HANDS!
Roses are red
I live in Yemen
Woe be upon thee
Who touches the big lemon
When things are not going to well.
Ugh missed my train today,big lemon🥲
The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life
When you wake someone up with a golden shower.
Cindy - "Mark woke me up with a Lemon Sunrise this morning, soooo cute."
Sally - "OMG so romantic, no wonder you smell like piss though."
When you and your buddy high-five while both of you have jizz on your hands
Me and frank had a pull off in the bathroom last night. He won so we did the lemon oreo.
Any Man Thats a Homo, Fagget Who Play Any type Of Gay Games (Fuckn Lemon)
Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.
JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?
JL - what do you mean?
Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon