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A banchood can mean many things including a group of friends that work together and occasionally see each other out of work, you know they’re definitely banchoods if they have a group chat.
Paul “have you heard about Tom, Josh, Jack and Marc!”
Dave “yeah they’re such Banchoods”
When gym leggings are wrenched up to the nips it creates BEAVAGE! Also known as a moose’s hoof, also known as camel toe.
Jack- did you see that birds BEAVAGE?
Marc- yeah of course I did, you can’t miss it
Tom- I nearly fell in that BEAVAGE!
Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.
JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?
JL - what do you mean?
Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon
Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”