Banchood

A banchood can mean many things including a group of friends that work together and occasionally see each other out of work, you know they’re definitely banchoods if they have a group chat.

Paul “have you heard about Tom, Josh, Jack and Marc!”
Dave “yeah they’re such Banchoods”

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BEAVAGE

When gym leggings are wrenched up to the nips it creates BEAVAGE! Also known as a moose’s hoof, also known as camel toe.

Jack- did you see that birds BEAVAGE?
Marc- yeah of course I did, you can’t miss it
Tom- I nearly fell in that BEAVAGE!

Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”