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windows me

Windows ME is a viruse that mysteriously appeared from another planet. This alien viruse made more viruses.

Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.

"I'm sorry to inform you...But you have Windows ME"
"Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it"
"Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"

by clueless_furball November 18, 2006

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fuck me

1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.

1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.

by Laughing Out Loud January 2, 2006

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me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.

Come with ME!!

by Meepster May 27, 2015

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Pardon Me

Popular song by the band Incubus. Released on the 1998 album Make Yourself.

"Pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games..."

by pfunk227 December 2, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck-me

Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.

Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."

by stercor December 1, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank Me

Used it as a replacement for the phrase "fuck you, or "fuck off."

Dave: hey!
Kat: WANK ME!

by 2112Kar April 16, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.

by Kia Gabrielle McLean November 25, 2008

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