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Where a two men shit in their hands and bitch slap each other while yelling Arabic war cry (ayayayaiayayai)
I greeted the new guy at work with a Arabic High Five, kinda a tradition here.
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The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)
Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."
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shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face
i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.
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When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...
"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"
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The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.
At the top of the star is music.
In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.
At the bottom is hair and hobbies.
Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.
This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
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When a male grabs a random womans lower private area as they pass each other.
I was walking to the club and saw Peabo give a woman a Jamaican Low Five.
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1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
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