beast mode cowboy

One Bad Ass Hombre. A state of mind that very few men can obtain. The greatest conquerors of all time where Beast Mode Cowboys. 1. GENGHIS KHAN 1162-1227, 2. ALEXANDER THE GREAT 356-323 BC, 3. TAMERLANE 1336-1405, 4. ATILLA THE HUN 406-453, 5. CHARLEMAGNE 742-814. All throughout history Beast Modey Cowboy conquered.

Chuck Norris runs home and hides under his blanket so Beast Mode Cowboy will not find him.

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Ala Mode

When you are taking a shit and finish, immediately turn around with a hard on jerk off on your turd and flush it ...watch the cum form an air bubble as it flushes...it takes mental focus and skill to fun without wiping your ass...

Man ,I woke up hung over ,I had to Ala Mode myself sober to feel better

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Sooo sicko mode

The phrase Sooo sicko mode originated in the burnt cock otherwise known as Cockburn usually used when someone or something is delighting you and is being really cool so In order to show that you respect them you shout “Sooo sicko mode.” I’ve been the mo your welcome ladies and gentlemen. Only ladies and gentlemen no 🏳️ 🌈. Goodbye 😃

That looks sooo sicko mode

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Ninja Boss Mode

Any sudden appearance of luck in the online gaming society that grants you multiple killstreaks or higher ranked session score.

I went Ninja Boss Mode in MW3 last night, ended up 3 kills to 42 deaths!

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Team Smash Mode

When you and your Homies are down to hit. A collaborative effort of being down to smash it anytime, anyplace.

"hey do you think she's down the smash?"

"Of course BRAH, team smash mode"

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Low power mode

Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear

There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.

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minecraft god mode

when you beat th fuck out of someone in minecraft and they get 100% REKT

"BRO I JUST WENT MINECRAFT GOD MODE!!!!!!!!!"
"Dude you suck at minecraft...."
"I'M ABOUT TO REKT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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