Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.
When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.
That girls twat is a damn lizard bag
a term coined by Stephen Colbert
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?
For one to be in their bag is another way to say they are blinged our or drippin’
Man you ain’t got no dip, and no bling! When we be makin doves and stacks and we are always in our bag
A small plastic grip seal bag, typically used to contain small quantities of drugs. Often referred to as a "dodgy".
A person that is so full of feelings that they literally are just a bag of feelings hence feel bag.
Jesse can't stop crying. He is such a feel bag
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a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.
Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells
Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair
Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too
Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit