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The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal
Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?
The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.
Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z
Guy- (daydreaming)
Girl- what you doing boi thinking about my pump thruster?
Guy- (snaps back to reality hoping for a trip to pound town) I am now!!
1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.
When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
Ladies love the pump house....
The pump never runs dry
Take her to the Pump House!
She really needs to be brought to the Pump House!