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It's more like saying the joke is on you. Whomever is taking you for a mug, is taking you for an idiot.
Don't let them take you for a mug, you're smarter than that.
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When you have a 3 some and the girl is sucking one guys cock and the other guy is either fucking the girl in her ass or pussy ..both guys at the same time and you do the Eifel tower and high five over the girl. Used to conceal talking in public about a 3 some so others don't catch on around you.
Shit bro we took that bitch to Paris last night!
Amanda is coming over tonight bro, want me to talk her into going to Paris?
After me and my girl had a few to drink we went to my buddy's house and went straight to Paris.
Let's find a girl and take her to Paris.
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To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.
"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"
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to allow someone to ejaculate in your mouth
"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")
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When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.
Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.
Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?
Person1: Yes.
Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!
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Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.
Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.
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When going down on a woman she places her partner in a triangle choke(a ju jitsu move) and begins choking them out. During the choke out the partner begins eating her out and if she gets off before he passes out she lets go.
Dude! She got Brazilian Take Out last night and almost broke my neck.
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