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Cole Jones

The guy who was kinda fat, but kinda fit. He sits in the front of class and he just does average.

Meh he is just an average guy. Probably a Cole Jones

by BigBoissss January 26, 2018


What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 9, 2010


Jamicheal Jones

A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.

Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”

by Jupiter’s Dual September 14, 2023


zara jones

lolz is an theater kid and has a massive crush on movie kids and loves grapes

oh that zara jones

by sussyamogusboy June 30, 2022


David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024


Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by November 29, 2023


Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.

Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son

by Dunno pal I forgot like April 2, 2024