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When you paint your genitals green , cover them in diced onions and visiously penetrate your significant others’ anus while screaming , “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS”
“Honey are you ready for Ogre time tonight?”
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When you play with your foreskin in public
Why’s that guy playing with his foreskin
Oh it must be Krishna Time
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Ape time a time when u go batshit crazy and beat people to death and sometimes u eat or yet ur own shit
Jason: grant is it ape time yet
Grant: yes brother ape time has come
Jason: yes brother i shall yet my shit at someone
Grant: starts stabbing someone
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Someone that says they want to be alone but they can't.A man or woman that plays like a playa but honestly can't stand to let anyone go.A person that hates to be lonely but always says they want to be alone.Someone that wants to hang with you but can't enjoy it without complaining about never getting time for themselves..Someone that expects you to be available whenever they want..Someone that can't make a clear decision.
Man -- Johnny is such a time taker.He always wants me to be free to do what he wants.He can't commit.He is nothing but a time taker...
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the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.
Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
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That part of the day where you get to lie down on your stomach after eating a large and/or satisfying meal. For some, it is the bane of their existence. The best part about tummy time is that it can happen 3 or more times per day!
Person 1: Dude I just ate the meal of my life. It's Tummy Time.
Person 2: What's that, bro?
Person 1: You lay on your tummy and just relax. It's uber therapeutic.
Person 2: Whoa, sounds like heaven. I'm gonna have to start fitting that into my schedule.
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Usual time is the normal time gamers start playing their favorite game.
John: "Hey James you wanna hop on playstation at usual time?"
James: "Sure."
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