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A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
I live in West Palm Beach, please kill me...
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Boobs that point slightly to the side
whoa, i can tell directions with your tits.
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A town in Passaic County (meaning North NJ) next to a ghetto town called Paterson. Paterson used to be nice, but then a lot of hispanics and negative-charged people moved in giving it and WEST Paterson a bad name. Paterson people think WP is lame or boring b/c its pretty safe and relativly friendly.
A lot of Paterson people move to W.Paterson when they get enough money to move into the apartments (that are ratehr going downhill) and enroll their kids in WP schools (or enroll when they are still in Paterson).
If you call West Paterson 'Paterson' a lot of people (especially older, lifelong residents) will get pissed and correct you since WP isn't a ghetto full of gangs, drugs but families, some of whom have been there for a long time.
My friend in town recently told me they voted to change the name to Woodland Park or soemthing with the initals WP to try and knock-off the confusion.
WP also has the same area-code as Little Falls (another next-door town) so along with Paterson, some people mistake WP for Little Falls, but that isn't nearly as bad since LF is also a nice little town with a cutesy little waterfall which stems its name.
My grandparents hate when people mistake West Paterson for Paterson.
PatersonKid: Ahhh man. Dis town is like...so got-damn lame!
WPkid: Don't you belong in Paterson??
West Paterson, NJ is a pretty nice place to grow up.
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1. A really NORMAL place to live.
2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.
2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
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Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
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This is when a man ejaculates inside another man's foreskin and closes it with his fingers giving it the appearance of a cream filled twinkie. It is then followed by a quick slurp of said cream.
I just gave my boyfriend a West Coast Twinkie and he loved it.
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When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.
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