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Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
Sophia Elizabeth Johnson is a BAD BITCH name only goddesses have this name. Best people to be around and an amazing friend
Look! It’s Sophia Elizabeth Johnson being a queen
A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.
Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it
John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson
a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself
Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.
Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself
A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.