a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up
A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.
Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.
My brother is an expert in window-watching
A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
Did you just see that masterbating window licker
That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.
I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!
You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.