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Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
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A phrase, said in a British accent, to use to tell someone something hurt, whether its emotionally or physically.
Ouch Charlie! Ouuuuccchhh! Charlie! That really hurt! Charlie Bit Me! And it's still hurting...
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A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).
Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.
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When a man gets bored with regular anal and decides to slide his nuts into the pussy. This is a suave move with a few stipulations. The chick's vagina should be close to her ass. Otherwise you're tugging on your ballsack. Never let her help, women have nails and can't feel the pain. And once you're in, don't jackhammer, you have to rock in a smooth motion or start again.
Thailand, home of the Dirty Charlie Brown.
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To party hardcore. Usually involves 20 year old pornstars and escorts, suitcases of cocaine and ending in police interference.
Craig: "so what are you doing this weekend guy?"
Bob: "Throwing a party. Gonna invite like 5 pornstars and get my boy to bring the suitcase full of coke"
Craig: "Damn son, you're really gonna Charlie Sheen-it up"
Bob "Word I am"
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A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.
also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?
Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.
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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.
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Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!
Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.
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