Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.
The white chunky seaman that come out of asian medic
Yetti got a big load of asian canadian gravy
Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.
Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!
When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.
I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm
Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***