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When you get banned on a dating website for no reason
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.
-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?
-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.
An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
The hottest man in the whole universe.
-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”
Sick cunt that doesn't dog the boys.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.
That David White bloke is tops, just a deadset good cunt.
a viewpoint in which one advocates for neutral classical liberal principles in the face of illiberal forces despite the zealous willingness of illiberal forces to turn the tools of classical liberalism against itself in the pursuit of power. A believer in David Frenchism assumes that under a free speech doctrine, all views will be afforded space in the public square in the marketplace of ideas, and holds this view even when presented with overwhelming evidence that allied forces are being effectively squeezed out by illiberal forces. David Frenchism typically involves improperly assessing the facts on the ground, underestimated the strength and determination of a political opponent, and making naive, Constitution-based legal arguments that are tantamount to "powerlessness by design" that cedes the field to a political enemy.
See: Over a barrel
See also: Neville Chamberlain
eschewing using power of the state to
political opposition uses the tools of classical liberlism against itself to empower
"Well Bob, I know it sucks that we're chained against the wall in this gulag when we were free only a few days ago... But hey, at least we held onto our beliefs in classical liberalism and David Frenchism"