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An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
My neighbor is an Fish man Dan
nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!
get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
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The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
A pissflap
“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”
Dan rodz is a member of the QUTM family and has an uncontrollable love for unseasoned plain as f*ck chicken
He has a side piece called Alice (moz’s Niece) and has recently come out as bilingual
He hates Asians
Dan may or may not gag on his chicken
fkin OOOOOOOOOWW, Dan rodz! U chici bastad.