Italian Egg Drop

When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.

Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: Thats what your mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
Guy 2: I gave her a drippy Italian egg drop!

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Egg foo yung

a dutty minger of a hoe

blud dat madam has a face like egg foo yung!

true dat cuz... seen better in a buffet

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scrambled egg

for one to puke egg like quantites from the mouth from drinking alcoholic beverages!

SCRAMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEGGGGGGGGGGG
in other words scrambled egg

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The yellow from the egg

A german idiom translated to english, indicating that they can't speak english well.

My english is not the the yellow from the egg, but it goes

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Making Scrambled Eggs

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.

"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"

eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

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Egg-sucking dog

A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".

My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.

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