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Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
two people who have had sex with two different people in the same family
person 1: oh shoot you slept with riley? i slept with her brother!
person 2: you know what that means… we are eskimo family!!
Flawless family composed by 4 crazy-named girls (also one of them is the most perfect girl on this planet), 1 boy but maybe girl we don't really know, one hot mum, one dad but we don't know much about him and one cat, king of the meadow and he's married with my cat who's also the queen.
Ps : they don't have tv.
you can use this against the people that say mom gay or ur dad lesbian
Jake- "Ur mom gay"
Bob- "Ur dad lesbian"
Jake- "no u"
Bob- "Reverse"
Jake- "Reverse of Reverse"
Bob- "ure family the homosexual"
Jake- "*oof*"
When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort
Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort
Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort
Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort
Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!
Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)
Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!