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A dumb show that lied about high school
"Let's watch high school musical " said no one ever
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A bullshit high school located in the eastern portion of Chula Vista, California in San Diego County. The school is surrounded by an upper middle class suburb. It is supposed to be one of the best high schools academically. Many of the students who attend this school are considered "posers", "wannabees", & "sociales" who lack any street cred and bite off the Bay Area's "Hyphy" scene. The students at this school volunteer their homes for scandolous house parties with bullshit party crews where desperate horny 21+ putos party with little underage teenage girls & post their videos on You Tube so everyone can let them know how full of shit they are. These putos also tend to pay for overpriced clothing brands such as G-Unit, Roc-a-Fella, Sean John, Famous Stars & Straps, Vans, DC, Volcom, etc. and wear everything 3 sizes bigger so they can look all hardcore when in fact, they look more like a bunch of minstrels who enforce bad stereotypes upon African-American & Mexicans, while setting them back 50 years in progress. Every kid & their momma has an I-Phone, a Sidekick, and an Ipod because they are fuckin spoiled. It is also known for its scandolous reputation such as the "Nymphomanicas" who were an unofficial school club who initiated their members by having them engage in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex, drinking a 40, & sporting tattoos with the letters - "NFL" which stood for "Nymphos For Life". Academically, the school has developed a bad rep for having a shitty administration, including having 2 shitty principals (the previous one an asshole - "El Superman" & the current one a pussy who lacks the balls to do his job). They swear they are so "ghetto" & "cool" when they are softer than a Hallmark Card and stupid assholes like "Johnny Gayon" sit next to you in class.
Eastlake High School is just a giant facade.
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A campy late 1950s anti-drug propaganda film starring Russ Tamblyn with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester from The Addams Family) playing a soda fountain owner/drug lord. It opens up with a sequence of Jerry Lee Lewis playing the title song, one of his all time best songs (The Killer was considered to represent the height of depravity at the time to mainstream America, hence his presence in the film). One could say it's more or less the dark side of "Happy Days" as clean cut American teenagers start smoking pot, listening to rock and blues, getting into juvenile delinquency and (implied, given the era) promiscuity, and eventually heroin. It's a lot more fun to watch than "Reefer Madness" not only because of Jerry Lee (and the whole idea of Uncle Fester getting kids hooked on pot and then moving them on to heroin) but because it is actually a pretty well made film in a 50s B way.
In the 70s people would go to midnight screenings of High School Confidential and get stoned.
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Ghetto fabulous headquarters of learnin'. Where the true niggehs and G's are at (All other schools in Dutchess County are posers). Also home of some of the best and most authentic mexicans around. Tu sabes. Students making up the very small white population are either honorary gangsters or mexicans. Countless fights and other violence for your daily entertainment. If you don't smoke blunts or drink lokos, you're "type soft".
You go to Poughkeepsie High School?
Dang, thats where all the hard niggas is at.. type ghetto.
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A high school in the 703 where "The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing" has been replaced with "Stay classy, Fairfax" and "Good morning, young scholars".
Beware of Singhman! He aims to kill.
White people are a minority.
We HATE Langley and Woodson.
There's controversey over the lion in the commons. Good or bad luck? Pick your side!
Our colors are royal blue and white/gray, we're the rebels, and our mascot's a lion. (He now has abs, woot woot)
We constantly joke about being rebels. Well, ya knoww, we are badasssss.
Fair WHAT? FAIRFAXXX
Chantilly girl: Hey, cute jersey!
Fairfax High School girl: yeah, the colors work well together, right? I love the blue and white.
Chantilly girl: Woah, you didn't do your homework?
Fairfax High School girl: Yeah, I know, I'm such a rebel. Ahahaha!
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a high school in vista, ca where you get the steriotypical people. the cheerleaders are sluts. the band people are nerds. the evil teachers are actually as bad as we make them sound. the good teachers are awsome and get fired beccause the administration thinks that they have too many undeserved good scores when the truth is that we actually LIKE the class so we actually try....... the perverted people are really gross. the class clowns are funny. the stoners are always as high as the day is long and want you to be high too.
Person 1: Dude, do you go to Vista High School?
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Which cheerleaders have you slept with?
Person 2: Which ones have'nt i slept with is the real question........
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Located in Statesville NC Otherwise known as GANGLAND when you step on the grounds of statesville high school one of two things will happen 1. you will be shot multiple times in the back 2. You wont get shot cause your gang is more powerful than the other peoples. There mascot is a greyhound their called that for a reason they always running, running from the cops. Which is the opposite of North Iredell High School where you are more likely to slip on someones dip spit
Statesville High School is sorta like nyc streets
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