Random
Source Code
Random
the absolute sexiest guy. he has a amazing personality and is the sexiest guy in the world. he strictly dates sussy bakas. and likes girls 5+
Omg thats Tommy Jelly! Hes so sexy!
When you purposefully cum into a pair of shoes, hopefully somebody elses.
God d**nit, Tyler put jelly insoles into my new kicks!! I just fn bought these!!
When you blow you're load all over a girl's face and then she wipes it all over your ballsack. you then leave it there so it jellifies.
I can't wait to get me some scrotum jelly so i can scrape it off and eat it.
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.
My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.