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Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.
Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.
When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.
I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.
When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
I gave William a New Jersey Hamster
When you’re age is the same as the jersey number you wore, that’s your Jersey Year.
She was excited about the promise of her Jersey Year because of the affinity she had always had with 22.