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A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!
"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha
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Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)
Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.
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1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.
2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."
2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
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The best Brazilian baller 5 star skills, top star pace and weak foot best premier league player and man city.
Best footballer
Damn this kid is such a gabriel jesus he is so fast and pacy
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A girl who is incredibly religious and claims to be pure and holy, but also loves a huge helping of (usually black) dick.
"Did you hear about Stacy? Apparently after church she got rammed by three black dudes behind Wal-Mart. What a jesus slut."
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Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.
I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.
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The most degrading of sexual acts. One partner crucifies the other and then shits on his\her chest.
Jane nailed Dick to a cross and then shit all over his chest. CLEVLAND JESUS FTW!
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