White Jesus

An affectionate name for cocaine.

"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed."

"No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."

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Sneaky Jesus

A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!

"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha

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Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

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jesus on wheels

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.

1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."

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gabriel jesus

The best Brazilian baller 5 star skills, top star pace and weak foot best premier league player and man city.
Best footballer

Damn this kid is such a gabriel jesus he is so fast and pacy

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jesus slut

A girl who is incredibly religious and claims to be pure and holy, but also loves a huge helping of (usually black) dick.

"Did you hear about Stacy? Apparently after church she got rammed by three black dudes behind Wal-Mart. What a jesus slut."

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Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

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