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When you are the coolest, most masculine guy on planet earth and have significant advantage over everyone else in regards to pulling both men and women
Guy 1: omg josh is so manly
Guy 2: im a straight dom but when it comes to josh james, anything is on the table
Guy 1: I wish I was amazing enough to perform the josh james special and be so cool
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They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Beware of Jake and Josh Hayes they're Egyptian fucks!
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When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
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National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua
Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!
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1. A business that believes to have a high value asset, which turns out to be a massive liability. The opposite of "We have a Hulk"
2. A business or entity that includes a dude named Josh
"We have a fucking Josh"
"Yeah, that's why we should hide him in the basement"
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when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.
That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!
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