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the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!
That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall
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After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical
Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride
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When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.
Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!
A spirit of a dead Toronto drag queen known to momentarily inhibit bodies of men. When inhibited, men will exhibit symptoms of a flamboyancy and deeply-pitched female speech.
Nailo is being possesed by puff the magic drag queen. He sounds like that dead Toronto drag queen from some time ago.
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The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.
Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!
A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
A Really cool song on DDR MAX2 and on Dancing Stage Megamix!
Magical Love, Magical Kiss!
You've shined a light
On my whole world my friend
Love is in the Air
Beauty's everywhere
The Magic of your love lasts forever!
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