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When a person gives themselves an enema, but holds it in. You then have vigorous sex. Just before climax, he rams his dick in your ass and cums. When he pulls out the fluids explode from your rectum like blender on high speed with no lid on.
Man, me and George tried a Mississippi Mud Milkshake last night.....let's just say the housekeeper isn't gonna be happy in the morning.
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When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.
Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.
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One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.
Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.
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First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
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Losing one's mud is a reference to shitting. Used first by radio god, Phil Hendrie.
"I lost my mud in the supermarket today. I was soo fuckin' embarrassed." "Losing your mud on your neighbor's lawn gnome is a federal crime." "FFS, why can't I use a t. seat like a normal person -- I can't stop losing my mud in public.
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when a man or a women shits in their hand and throws it like a pie at their partners face
just after i got through shitting on larrys chest he gave me a mississippi mud pie!
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"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."
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