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Athletic "underwear" popular in sports such as basketball, they differ from compression shorts because they go down to the calf
Jack : Are those leggings??
Brandon : No, they're compression pants, I play basketball
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When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.
It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report
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Term to define Y-fronts of epic proportions.
Matt "Check him out"
Paul "Yeah those sure are some ample pants!"
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Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nude-colored pants are? They are no pants.
If you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no pants, i.e., you are naked.
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The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters
Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies
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Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.
Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?
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