one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog

Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulness” activity done by a high school

Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”

Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

One eyer

When you eat something that is too tart, and you can't help but close 1 eye.

While having a salad with dried cherries, I bit into a tart cherry and it caused me to have a one eyer.