celler

Cell phone caller

Ther's no telling when the celler will cell back, now is there?

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One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

Shine Celler

The spot a person only knows about where they keep "home made spirits" hidden.

Dude, I had to relocate my Shine Celler. The kids were out in the shead and almost found it. You know my ol' lady would have killed me if the found it.