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To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.
"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"
When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
PETH is a blood test that is not fda approved and used by the faa HIMS program as reason to take a pilots medical certificate away. The peth test is supposedly only 94% accurate and has ruined lives.
I lost my medical certificate due to a false positive peth test.
A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts
Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest
The use the reading in mm to determine the density
5cm or more = very full breasts
4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging
2.5cm = deflated
2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags
1cm = completely flat
.5cm = unbelievably empty
Less than .5cm = totally ruined
Test your breast density with this pinch test