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of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!
When a whore bounces up and down on your face
She was beard bashing me last night
He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.
Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy
Men who have actually earned the right to have a beard. Meaning can lift more then 50lbs (at one time, not over a span of a month), actually knows how to use tools, gets their hands dirty, builds s*** out of nothing, and swears on a regular basis. Simply put a REAL man.
"I have a bad beard-atude, I worked hard to earn this beard."
The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
Look at the beard droppings in my food
Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?
Steve: He's in the IT department.
John: Oh... IT beard...
Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...
Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.