Chicken Finger

The act of sticking a crispy, fried chicken finger (chicken tender) in a woman's vagina. This can be enhanced by using certain condiments as lube, such as honey mustard, barbecue sauce, or the always delicious ketchup.

Hey Colin, I'll give you 10 dollars if you chicken finger that girl tonight.

After I pulled out, I started chicken fingering her so hard.

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cheesy finger

The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.

Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"

Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."

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finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

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Bitch Finger

Your fourth finger. It's like flipping the bird with your fourth finger. By doing this, you are calling someone a bitch...

Mike is such an asshole! When I was getting into my car, he gave me the bitch finger.

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middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

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fish finger

The art of forcing your fingers into a friends or passer bys mouth after fingering a female.

"Matt punched Grace once I had fish fingered him with her juices"

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Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

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