Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

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one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

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Snake and The Rhythm Hunters

Established in late 2009, Snake and The Rhythm Hunters is a well known musical group from Illinois. Their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. Classics include Irish Whiskey Song and Watch Out, however there is always more to anticipate from Snake.

Mike: Hey, have you heard of Snake and The Rhythm Hunters?

Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!

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Bohemian snake pit

This is the act of two dudes scissoring.

Billy and Todd tried the Bohemian snake pit.

Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.

"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."

corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

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Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

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