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Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.
The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!
Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
Sex.
Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.
Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.
John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!
My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.
Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.