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Wow, we truly came from hell

No wonder we are so thin skinned and hot-headed

Wow, we truly came from hell. All humans are nincompoops and failures of natural selection

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 15, 2020

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u dumbass we do not have a website

hahah. u so unbelievably dumb

person 1 says some dumb shit
person 2 kicks him out of the conversation, puta him back later and semds this link. person 2 put a lot of time and effort in this site.
person 1 klicks the link and be sooo fucked. he be thinking:" lmaooo he got me gooooood"
u dumbass we do not have a websitebis used for that exact reason

by benjiboy 1837282993 June 10, 2018

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this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 22, 2021

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We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015


I think we can do better than that

A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.

Did you see that video called I think we can do better than that? Ngl I would Fap to it again!

by THE FUCK IS A CUMQUAT!!?? June 14, 2020

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I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:

I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM

by Enby Humanoid January 5, 2021

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Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

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