Rural Dictionary

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

An escalated version of the popular phrase "double down". To double down is to take further risk or stay committed to a goal, value, cause or sentiment even when things aren't going your way - "re-doubling" your efforts. To triple down is to double down even further where more evidence or risk is presented against your efforts yet you are still stead-fast in your ways.

Joe had already lost all of his invested money, then he lost all of his invested assets in the company but he then decided to triple down and bet his own soul on the rising of the company's value.

by Dicktionator April 14, 2023

down egregious

The final level of down bad before cataclysmic. Any individual found in this state should be avoided at all costs, as they are ranked far above Keter on the S.T.D scale.

Even oompaville himself couldn’t contain anyone like this.
They are so down bad horny they are willing to give an individual anything and everything for them.
Do not allow two of these in the same area, they will break reality, until all that is left is an endless void of

Belle Delphine bath water.

LOGS, ?-?-02

The first instance of a “down egregious individual” is found over the Virgin Islands. We have transcripts from the pilots flying over the island at the time of their disappearance.

TRANSCRIPT:

Hey look at that dude, he’s down bad lol

Literally worshipping a shrine of pokimaine wtf

that’s not even down bad, that’s down terrible

down offensive

down horrendous

down egregious

YO DUDE THE PLANE WHAT RHESJE-

END OF TRANSCRIPT

We believe the mention of any down level that isn’t yet classified, brings it into existence. So please for the love of god, stop posting down bad definitions.