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When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.
This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.
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1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.
2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.
3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.
- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)
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Bruh?! Why so many fucking people have to be drunk! seriously? just drink water its better
STOP BEING DRUNK AGAIN
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When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.
Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.
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1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
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Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
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A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
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