When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.
My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal
Splinters you get in your
anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole
Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me
When someone has has way too many tacos at the party and fucked up your bathroom.
Frank: Did you see Tommy? He had like 40 of your mom's 'special tacos'
Bobby: Yeah that kid has some serious anal thunder right now, I wouldn't use your bathroom for a couple of days.
the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once
The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack
The anal culture is a group of gay males who live straight lives with their wives, and enjoy anal sex on the side. Often referred to as the 'down low' in African American culture.
Jim is going to drop his kids off at school, then come over to enjoy my anal culture.
A horizontal hair line above one's sphincter.
Do you have an anal brow?? No! Wanna see mine?
Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding
Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.
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