Asian Brown Bag

When one fills a sock with piss and shit.

I just slapped Mary-ann with my Asian Brown Bag. Rofl she's gonna be so mad when she gets out of that coma.

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Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.

Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.

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asian banana split

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D

KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

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those whacky asians

Genre of movies (usually porn) created by asians. Movies that make no sense and are usually twisted, gross, or both. For some reason they usually include shit or other bodily excresions.

"Hey man check out this clip I found online. Shes shitting right on her head" said Fred. Richard shook his head and said "Man, those whacky asians"

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Asian Fingers

Fingers that have been damned by the usage or hearing of a heavy Asian accent. It is most effective when typed accidently.

person 1: this guy on American Idol,
person 1: was sing bad romance.
person 2: HA.
person 1: DAMN THESE ASIAN FINGERS !!

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Asian fiffy

When said persons has small hands and feet and is able to wear small shoes and children's gloves, then one has contracted Asian fiffy.

Me-"You wear size 5 shoes and you're 19?"
Infected-"Yeh i have the Asian fiffy :("

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Actual Asian Male

The sexiest asian male with the weirdest robot voice ever. He was last seen on Dr. Trans' video, and now haves his own called, "RIP Actual Asian Male". He's very funny.

Hi, i am an actual asian male..

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