jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

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Shaky Jake

An aircraft that has scheduled trips but is precariously close to breaking and not able to complete trips.

Scheduler: "Hey, Mechanic. Is 431HF going to make it's trips in 2 hours?"

Mechanic: "It's shaky jake brother, shaky jake."

Scheduler: "dam, so you're telling me it's not broke or fixed right now."

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jake sims

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis

yummy yummy he was soo jake sims

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Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

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Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

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jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

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The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

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