irks me

Meaning annoys me.

It flipping irks me when he leave the toilet seat up! And pisses everywhere.

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exhaust me

blowing into ones butthole creating sexual pleasure.

;

heyy wanna exhaust me?

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FORGIVE ME

Two words that define you when one of your waifus not care about you, the other is hanging out with a other friend and your husbando is mad at you.

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"Forgive me please!"

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UD'ed me

When someone looks up your name on Urban Dictionary and uses it as an attack post towards you.

Ashley Quinn wrote
at 1:44am tomorrow
Ricky - Urban Dictionary

the fattest whore ever.

ricky - adj. - a term meaning, homosexual. it could also be used for describing a transvestite.

cashew dick or dick that looks like a peanut or cashew.


Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 1:46am tomorrow

Oh no you UD'ed me.

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king me

another word for blow me; boss me

yo bitch king me

hey carl king me, yea boy, check mate

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Royal Me

Donald Trumps worldview is entirely about how things impact him, hence the Royal Me.

I don't care if your retirement account is off $20,000 in two days, Brexit has been great for me! (used as Royal Me)

Suck me

The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.

Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*

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