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A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth
Emma: yes now let’s shit
Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban
Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar
Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
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When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it
Tegan always cums when he gives her an Alabama snag craggle
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a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.
i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.
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an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night
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A devils 3 way but it's with you, her, and her dad.
I'd wanted to impress my girls parents so I invited her father to an Alabama devil's 3 way
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its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
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