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When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner
"Goodnight" said Amy,
"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj
Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.
The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.
Person 1:
Did you know it's June already?
Person 2:
When did you find out?
Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.
Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos